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Wade

Based Shadow

The image shows a tweet by user amyroses saying "don't break peoples hearts! they only have one :(". Below that, user shadow replied saying "yeah break their bones, they have 206."

Advice

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

Wade

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

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Jazzy💕

James Felton
@JimMFelton
II 0:00 12.1M views
1:24 AM - Oct 6, 2022 Twitter for iPhone
137.8K Retweets 5,104 Quote Tweets 711K Likes

Anonymous

voni
@saintvoni
using my boobs as stress balls
11:53 13/08/2021 Twitter for iPhone
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1.480 Retweets 154 Quote Tweets 8.456 Likes
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Heroin Monkey

Screen Time Last/Days
HOST USED
Applebee's
SHO
107h
Twitter
10h 21m
Safari
4h 8m
YouTube
Bro I'm on twitter way too much
I'm genuinely obsessed
Why do you have 107 hours on
apple bees

CrackedRuby_alt

Frfr

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown. The top tweet from Jon Favreau says: "Stop sending me pilots for your Star Wars series idea. I'm not that @Jon_Favreau." The second tweet from Jeffrey R. Epstein says: "I feel your pain."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

CrackedRuby_alt

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Heroin Monkey

jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

Willy b

Manga fan

Meme:

A digital drawing depicts three anime characters in a swimming pool. The text above them reads: "Repost", "Original poster", and "Artist". Below the artist, there is additional text: "please follow me on Twitter", and the source at the bottom right: @hi7_.3loh.

Why should you care

A tweet from the user 'coronavirus' stating, "honestly, I did it for memes."

Heroin Monkey

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows four headshots of a young man with a somewhat chubby face. The post begins with a tweet, "#BigGuyTwitter step aside cuz the real big guy is here," followed by a comment from another user asking, "where's your neck Brandon?" and a reply from the first user "idk where's jake at?", which leads to a final comment "rest in peace jake 10/19/16".

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Anonymous

stop being horny. find jesus
@stopthehorny
I am CRYING because people have
sex. Please stop
6:02 PM - 4/4/21 Twitter for iPhone
737 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 2,557 Likes
demondayhatesyout.00

Anonymous

Mc Donald's>
@gyrhoes
600
LGBT pissing me the fuck off tonight
18:39 08/03/2021 Twitter for iPhone
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3,239 Retweets 346 Quote Tweets 24.4K Likes
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