"That plane lookin kinda low."
Twin Towers Jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Biden did 9/10.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
