Twin Towers jokes
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.