Twin Towers jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

Balls.

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.