Twin Towers jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.