Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Crash

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

Time

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

Building

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Plane

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Titanic

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Plane

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Subway

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

Pilot

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

Flower

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Tower

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

9/11

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣