American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Twin Towers Jokes
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Butthole.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
