Twin Towers jokes
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.