Twin Towers jokes
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Balls.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."