Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Tower

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

9/11

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Terrorist

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Tower

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Tower

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Grandpa

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

People

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Number

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.