Twin Towers jokes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.