I heard that the twin towers have some plane dna
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Whats the differnce between a Mcdonalds and the twin towers? Mcdonalds has a drive-Thru
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
