Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Terrorist

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Tower

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Tower

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Grandpa

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

People

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Number

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

Difference

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

Teeth

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.