Twin Towers jokes
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.