Twin Towers jokes
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Butthole.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!