What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Twin Towers Jokes
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
