Twin Towers jokes
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Balls.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.