Twin Towers jokes
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Butthole.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.