When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
