Twin Towers jokes
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Butthole.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"