Twin Towers jokes
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣