Twin Towers jokes
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.