Twin Towers jokes
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.