Twin Towers jokes
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
pussi
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅