Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Pilot

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Tower

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

Twin

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Documentary

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

World Trade Center

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? šŸ¤”

Pizza

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!