Twin Towers jokes
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
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If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.