Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Dad

  • Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

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  • Emo

  • What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

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  • Documentary

  • We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

    I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

    God

  • I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

    Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

    Difference

  • What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

    My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.