Twin Towers jokes
9/11
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
pussi
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.