Twin Towers jokes
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."