Twin Towers jokes
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
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If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.