Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Twin Towers Jokes
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? š¤
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: š
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
