Twin Towers jokes
It was 9/10.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Beans, your mum is fat!
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Ur next.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.