Twin Towers jokes
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
pussi
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.