Twin Towers jokes
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Ur next.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!