Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Terrorist

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

People

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

Tower

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Plane

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Birthday

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Tower

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

9/11

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Core

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Plane

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Spot

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.