Twin Towers jokes
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.