Twin Towers jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Comment your favorite sport.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.