Twin Towers jokes
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The twins are falling down.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.