What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
your mom
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
im pickle rick
