Twin Towers jokes

What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?

9/11 victim!

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

It's a tower.

No, it's a plane.

Me: Nope, it's 9/11.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

Ligma

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

Because he's a quadriplegic.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

your mom

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."