Twin Towers jokes
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Ligma
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.