Twin Towers jokes
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Comment your favorite sport.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Ligma
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.