what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? CHECKMATE
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
My uncle died in 911, He was a pilot.
Why did the twin towers go to uber eats? Because they wanted something plain.
The twin towers are like jenga, you yell towers falling.
2001 just called and they want there towers back
Sorry for this Pick Up Line
Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
How dare you people make 911 jokes it's just "plane" rude
I would make a joke but it won't be as explosive as the others
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
Why did the caretaker of the twin towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
I saw twins, I’m just waiting for those planes
