Twin Towers jokes
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. š
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both canāt be found.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? š¤
Well, in September 11th...
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire š„ today!
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
These 9/11 jokes just donāt land.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didnāt work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!