Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Tower

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Birthday

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Tower

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

9/11

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Core

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Plane

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Spot

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Building

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Tower

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

9/11 jokes

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.