Twin Towers jokes

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!

I give these jokes a 9/11.