Twin Towers jokes

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

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The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

Comment your favorite sport.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.