Twin Towers jokes
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Get pranked, bozo!
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"