I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
What did the twin towers say to the plain ?
ligma
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
