Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

9/11

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Imposter

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Kobe

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

Wall

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Twin

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

9/11

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Terrorist

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

People

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Tower

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Plane

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.