Twin Towers jokes
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These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Ligma
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.