Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Dad

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Tower

Q: Why is America bad at chess?

A: Because they already lost two towers.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Father

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

Father

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. šŸ˜”

9/11

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Imposter

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? šŸ¤”

Well, in September 11th...

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Kobe

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire šŸ”„ today!

Wall

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Twin

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

9/11

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Terrorist

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

People

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?