Twin Towers jokes
9/11
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
pussi
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.