Twin Towers jokes
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
I woke up in my bed today.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Just do it.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.