Twin Towers jokes
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Like this if you are in foster care.
9/11
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.