Twin Towers jokes
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
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Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.