Twin Towers jokes
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Like this if you are in foster care.
9/11
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!