Twin Towers jokes
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
9/11