Twin Towers jokes

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Why did America lose the chess match?

They were down 2 towers.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?

Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.