Twin Towers jokes
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.