Twin Towers jokes
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Like this if you are in foster care.
9/11
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!