Twin Towers jokes
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
"Another one bites the dust."
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.