Why were the twin towers upset? They ordered domino’s but got jets
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. she was in a wheel chair
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane.
9/11... 911... COINCEDENCE I THINK NOT
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
why can't Americans play chess
because they're missing two towers
It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
