Twin Towers jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

The twin towers are like water bottles.

It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.