Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
Why were the twin towers upset? They ordered domino’s but got jets
why can't Americans play chess
because they're missing two towers
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?...because they orded pepperoni pizza and got plain
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. she was in a wheel chair
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
the twin towers are like angry birds in real life.
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
