Twin Towers jokes
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.