Twin Towers jokes
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I am awesome, look at me!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.