Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Tower

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.

9/11

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

Memes

9/11

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

9/11

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

9/11

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Plane

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Kamikaze

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.