Twin Towers jokes
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.