Twin Towers jokes

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."