Twin Towers jokes
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Memes
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.