Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Twin Towers Jokes
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Me after Taco Bell, "Iām about to blow this place up like September 11."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
