Twin Towers jokes
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Memes
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.