Twin Towers jokes
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Hey, America. No towers? :(
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Dick.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.