Twin Towers jokes

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.