Twin Towers jokes
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
These are as weak as the towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.