Twin Towers jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.