Twin Towers jokes
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
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Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Hey, America. No towers? :(