Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Mom

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Building

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Post

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

9/11 victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Twin

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

Pedophile

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Difference

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Year

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.