Twin Towers jokes
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.