Twin Towers jokes
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!