Twin Towers jokes
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
It was 9/10.
Dick.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When your plane heads for New York...
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.