Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Twin

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

Plane

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

Pedophile

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Difference

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Year

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Game

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Day

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Meme

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.