Twin Towers jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
You know how people say white men canât jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Bin Ladenâs kid comes sad from school.
âDad, I got an F in Geography class!â
âWhy is that?â
âThe teacher asked me whatâs the tallest building in New York and I said âEmpire State Building.ââ
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, âLet dad handle this one.â
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."