Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Feminism

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

9/11

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

9/11

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Difference

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Mom

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Victim

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Family

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

Building

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”