Twin Towers jokes
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
gae
Balls.
Fuck me.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Ass.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.