Twin Towers jokes
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
gae
Balls.
Fuck me.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Ass.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”