Twin Towers jokes
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
9/11
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
pussi
Your mum!
Dick.
9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
your mom
I'm Gay.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.