Twin Towers jokes
Cancer.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
9/11
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.