Twin Towers jokes
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?