Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

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  • Why are the twin towers mad?

    They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.

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  • Who are the fastest readers of all time?

    People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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  • Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

    A: They tend to crash and burn.

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  • What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

    McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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  • Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

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  • What is a terrorist's DJ name?

    Osama Spin Laden.

    Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

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  • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.