Twin Towers jokes
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Ur next.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.