Twin Towers jokes
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Ur next.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...