Ya know, genders are kind of like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now it’s a touchy subject
Why didn't superman save the twin towers?......because he's a quadriplegic
Normally I would tell a 911 but it’s two plane
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower? “Did I leave the stove on?”
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No it’s a 9/11 victim
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why was 10 scared Because it was in the middle of the 911
Whats the Twin Towers most favourite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
hey hunter, thomas here why did the plane cross the road to get to the other side thanks guys remember to like it means a lot
me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one
