Twin Towers jokes
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Haha joke haha!
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
You lot are sick sons of bitches!