Twin Towers jokes

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Why did 10 run away?

Now it's 8, 9/11.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.