Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
