TV Show jokes
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!