TV Show

TV Show Jokes

Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook

I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended...guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"

(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)

It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales"