TV Show jokes
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.