TV Show jokes
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
The walking dead.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.