Trys Jokes

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

my teacher with every one for no reason

A woman with sunglasses and a pink jacket is frowning with a strained expression. The text overlay reads: "me trying to decipher my student's handwriting."

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"