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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.

Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

I tried to catch fog, but I mist.

What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?

Trying to fit in.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.