Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
what is the biggest joke ever, trump
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
DONALD TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT (is the biggest joke)
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
if trump pooped in a toilet the toilet would die
Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
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Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
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What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
