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North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

Wanna hear a racist joke…Donald Trump

What’s Trump’s favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

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Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants

Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you

Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you!!

Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you!!!

WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO SAY TO THE POND? F... TRUMP

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What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?

Your next door grumpy old neighbor.

What is trump’s favorite snack? Cheetos

(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)

DONALD TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT (is the biggest joke)

Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”

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get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad

Donald Trump is like really orange.

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he get a hole in one.

What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall