What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.

Donald Trump is like really orange.

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

Cheesiest jokes

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?

Your next door grumpy old neighbor.


get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he get a hole in one.

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice? Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

I thought fruit tasted good. I guess i was wrong

donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended
lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended

FRIEND not so much " dude im  blocking you!" sended

Lonly orphan " :( sended

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants

I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn’t have 2 in him!"

Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”

What is trump’s favorite snack? Cheetos

(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)

What’s Trump’s favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!

Wanna hear a racist joke…Donald Trump

Want to hear a racist joke???

Donald Trump.

what did the trumpet say to trump hi fellow trumpet