Wall

Anonymous

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

Orange

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

Difference

YetAnotherComedian

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they’re both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!

Drug

DIC PUNCHER

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

Man

Tanner Pomeranz

Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”

Trump

Anonymous

Trump, Must I say more?

Nut

Paul

There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

Beach

Lola

When Trump goes to the beach he doesn’t use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.

People

mick

I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn’t have 2 in him!"

Country

Anonymous

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“

White

Anonymous

Why can’t Trump go the White House anymore? Because it’s forbiden!

America

Anonymous

Everyone’s always saying they’re so worried about America’s big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I’m not worried about that…I’m worried about the idiot on the end of it.

Man

Anonymous

Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”

America

Pun Man 3000

What’s Trump’s favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!

America

Anonymous

what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic

Toilet

Anonymous

if trump pooped in a toilet the toilet would die

Bar

Anonymous

The Trump cocktail .Take a large glass + fill it with a ounce of everything behind the bar . Top it with whipped cream and a cherry . Now for the hard part Finding a Mexican to pay for it .

Favorite

A Random Youtuber Guy

What is trump’s favorite snack? Cheetos

(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)

Orange

Anonymous 666

Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa’s look white.

Hearing

Anonominimous

Wanna hear a racist joke…Donald Trump

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