Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
what does the trump adminstration use instead of emails? alternative fax
if trump pooped in a toilet the toilet would die
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
DONALD TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT (is the biggest joke)
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
what is the biggest joke ever, trump
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?
It was antifa!!!! And China!!!!
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
Why did trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island? So he trump that little bitch!
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After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
