Donald Trump Jokes
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.