Donald Trump Jokes

In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

Q:What is Trump

A: an oversized oompa loompa

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised

Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his Dick where it don't belong!

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?

Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!

Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

Why are Trump's ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.

What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?

$2 billion and high cholesterol.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"

SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT

Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."