Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?

Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

Trump is Putin America first hahahaha

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

DONALD TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT (is the biggest joke)

In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit

Americans won’t have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“

Trump, Must I say more?

Donald trump, “I play fortnite just to build walls”

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

The Trump cocktail .Take a large glass + fill it with a ounce of everything behind the bar . Top it with whipped cream and a cherry . Now for the hard part Finding a Mexican to pay for it .

what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic

What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall

Everyone’s always saying they’re so worried about America’s big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I’m not worried about that…I’m worried about the idiot on the end of it.

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