Politics

Anonymous

How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? – Juan by Juan.

Baby

Anonymous

Why won’t Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

Wife

Greg

Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, “Listen Barack, I’m getting older and I’m having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?” Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. “Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama.”

America

Robert Himes

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

High

Small Toadstool

What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?

$2 billion and high cholesterol.

Hope

Plagiarist

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

Country

Anonymous

Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.

Joe: Bi den

Orange

Anonymous

My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

President

WhiteShadowYT

I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while

Politics

Anonymous

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

President

Anonymous

DONALD TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT (is the biggest joke)

Wall

Anonymous

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Hair

YetAnotherComedian

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

Hand

Moose

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

Means

Medkit

In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit

Jesus

Anonymous

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”

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America

Anonymous

Trump is Putin America first hahahaha

Hearing

Anonymous

Hey wanna hear a racist joke?

Donald Trump.

America

MistyShadow

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

Hell

Dat boi

Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.

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