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Trump, Must I say more?

Cheesiest jokes

Everyone’s always saying they’re so worried about America’s big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I’m not worried about that…I’m worried about the idiot on the end of it.

Donald trump, “I play fortnite just to build walls”

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

Why are Trump’s ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.

Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?

Donald Trump can only F@#k up.

donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall

Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic

Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you!

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat

What’s the difference between a Trump rally and a KKK rally? The dress code.

Trump’s medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.

what did the trumpet say to trump hi fellow trumpet

In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.