Donald Trump Jokes

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

Trump plays Fortnite for walls.

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

Trump, just why?

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?

So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?

Trump's dead Russian mates.

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Trump.

Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!

As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...

Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"

Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"

Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

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I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...

If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.