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Donald Trump Jokes

Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"

trump can get ban the cops can tack him to jral and trunp go go go go bye bye for good trump is meing

DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:

"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."

As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"

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Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.