Donald Trump Jokes
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
All hail President Trump!
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Fuk yall!
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.