Donald Trump Jokes
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
I'm glad.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?