Transportation jokes
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is your car's name?
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is a car?
What is a magic car? One that flies!