Transportation jokes
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is your car's name?
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is a car?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡