Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Transportation Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
