Tragedy jokes
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.