Tragedy jokes
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
9/11, 911, same thing.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.