Tragedy jokes
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.