Tragedy jokes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.