Tragedy jokes
Whoever said that about me better pray!
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.