Tragedy jokes
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.