Tragedy jokes
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
My wife was run over.