Tragedy jokes
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.