Tragedy jokes
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.