Tragedy jokes
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
My wife was run over.