Tragedy jokes
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.