Tragedy jokes
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
My wife was run over.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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