Tragedy jokes
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
My wife was run over.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!