Tragedy jokes
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.