Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

Iceberg

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

Bus

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Wheelchair

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

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  • Shooting

    Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

    Twin Towers

    The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

    Bro

    Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

    Shooter

    When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.

    Baby

    If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?

    Fire

    What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

    Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

    Victim

    What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

    The 89th floor.