Tragedy Jokes

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"

why would and orphan kill his family, because they weren't there

Who were the people that survived 9/11? The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump

My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck

every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?

It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible

what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.

What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?

9/11 victim!

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you

It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...

Their knees *Ba dum tss*

Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?

The Holocoust

What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing

Wow that was explosive!

Man I'm on fire 🔥 today

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”