Tragedy jokes

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.

A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...

Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Jenga.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.