Tragedy jokes

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.