Tragedy jokes
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Me.
The joke is me.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Like if you know an orphan.
2,996 kill streak, boom!