Tragedy jokes
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏