Tragedy jokes
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Memes
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. đ
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesnât stop when people start dying.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
POV thereâs a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."