Tragedy jokes
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. đ
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesnât stop when people start dying.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Memes
tell Bruce get over it
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
POV thereâs a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.