Tragedy jokes
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
To honor the new Spider-Man movie!
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)