Tragedy jokes
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.