Tragedy jokes
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.