I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
