Tragedy jokes
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.