Tragedy Jokes

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

9/11 was like the 4th of july. It was very bright in the skies

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.

Guy 2: Is it a hard life?

Guy: Yup

Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL

Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.

Ashtraynauts

Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget

( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was

I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims

i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11

What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”