Tragedy jokes
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Wanna hear a joke? School shootings.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
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Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.