Tragedy jokes
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
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How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.