Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

Death

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Son: Why?

Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

Friend

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

Batman

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Reader

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

Christmas

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Science

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Tower

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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  • Dad

    What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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  • Dad

    Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

    Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

    Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

    Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

    Teacher: What was that?

    Alex: Flew the plane.

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  • Twin Towers

    Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

    Well, probably their kneecaps.

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  • 9/11

    Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 πŸ’€πŸ’€

    School

    Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

    Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

    Their last big hit was the wall.

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