Tragedy jokes
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.