Tragedy jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.