Tragedy jokes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.