Tragedy jokes

Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?

They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come back.

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

My life, part 2.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost two towers!

R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."