Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

Road

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

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  • Orphanage

    Last night I burned down an orphanage.

    There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

    911

    You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

    One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

    9/11

    9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

    Grandad

    I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

    Orphan

    I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

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  • Guinness

    Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.

    Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

    9/11 victim

    9/11 victims are the best readers.

    They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

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  • Orphan

    On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

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  • Tower

    What did the north tower say to the south tower?

    "You're too young to smoke."

    Suicide

    Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

    Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

    Guy: "Yup"

    Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

    Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

    Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

    He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

    We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)