Tragedy jokes
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.