I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
What is black and at the top of a staircase..................... Stephen Hawking after a house fire
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable. Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What's a school shooter's favourite flower?
Columbine
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama but mines a tragedy.
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
