Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
School shooting happens: Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk American student: “First time?” The student from Irak with an AK47 : "RAtatata..."
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable. Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What is black and at the top of a staircase..................... Stephen Hawking after a house fire
