Tragedy Jokes

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

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A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.

Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."