Tragedy jokes

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.

Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

it was just a prank bro.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?

An orphan.

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"You're too young to smoke."

I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha