Tragedy jokes
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.