Tragedy jokes
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.