I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet
Roses are red violets are violet My grandad died in 9/11 He was a good pilot
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
What's the last thing that went through John f Kennedy's head?
A bullet
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
