Tragedy jokes
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
My life, part 2.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.