Tragedy jokes
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Memes
HOLD UP
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.