Tragedy jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Memes
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.