Tragedy jokes

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

How did the man with no arms commit suicide?

We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

"the floor is lava!"

- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."