Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Suicide

How did the man with no arms commit suicide?

We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

Twin Towers

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

Missile

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

9/11

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

9/11

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Passenger

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

9/11

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

9/11

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Tower

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

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  • Marriage

    A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

    "Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

    School shooting

    I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

    People

    "I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

    Death

    Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

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  • Suicide

    Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

    Orphan

    How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    You tell them to clap until their parents come home.