Tragedy jokes

How did the man with no arms commit suicide?

We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

"the floor is lava!"

- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.