Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11
One is a drive through the other is a fly through
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
Scoucer at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer by what time is it mate? American replys thats a mad accent were are you from ? Scoucer says liverpool american oh what state is that in? Scoucer looks around and says about the same state as this mate but what time is it?
you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
i would say fly high to kobe, but obviously he didn't....
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
I've never seen my dad since September 11, I wonder where he is....
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
