Tragedy jokes
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Memes
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."