Tragedy jokes
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Memes
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."