Tragedy jokes
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Memes
Here Comes the airplane
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*