Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
i would say fly high to kobe, but obviously he didn't....
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
