Tragedy jokes
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
The joke is my life.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.