Tragedy jokes
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I am the orphan joke.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
I rate you a 9/11.