Tragedy jokes
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
9/11, 911, same thing.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.