Tragedy jokes
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.