There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Tragedy Jokes
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
The joke is my life.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
