Tragedy jokes

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Not Sally.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

My life, part 2.

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.