Tragedy jokes
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Memes
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.