John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
The joke is my life.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
