Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

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  • What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

    They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

    The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

    You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

    What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

    What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

    Serial killers are wanted.

    Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.