Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come back.

Shooting

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Ten

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

Daughter

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

Orphan

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Ambulance

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"

Orphan

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

Orphan

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Plan

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

Plane

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Suicide

What do you call an emo filming their suicide?

America's Funniest Home Videos.