Tragedy jokes
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.