Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
