You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.