Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

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  • How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    You tell them to clap until their parents come back.

    My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

    Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.