Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”