School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
Me.
The joke is me.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.