There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
