Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

School shooting happens:

Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.

American student: “First time?”

The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.