Tragedy jokes
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.