Thicc jokes

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.