Thicc jokes

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

Gigachad.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.