Thicc jokes

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

Kim Jong-Un thicc af.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭