Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
What's the traditional food of black Jews? - kosher watermelon...
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Alabama. Every time there's a family reunion a baby is born 9 months later.
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
