Trade jokes
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!