Trade jokes
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!