Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
