I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
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Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
Kobes favorite song was “it’s going down for real”
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"
