Track

Track jokes

Batman

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Train

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

Kid

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

Man

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Mama

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Worm

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.

A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.

BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

Man

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Race

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Train

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he wanted to drop higher bars!

Chest

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

Alien

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Relationship

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.