Track jokes
What do a track meet and a frat house have in common?
They both have something getting ran through by eight men while it just sits there.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!