Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
