Track

Track jokes

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?

To keep track of his rhyme time.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Why was the rapper always in a rush?

Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way through the BEATS.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.