Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
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What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow road
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
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Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
Why cant orphans become famous? Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down
