Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Toy Jokes
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
