Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
