Toy jokes
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.