What's a orfons favourite toy
A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
a couple has sex in the dark every single night one night the wife gets curious about what goes on so they start f...ing and she flicks the light on when she flicks the light on she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy she's so mad that she started ranting and raving the husband says honey I know you're mad and I'll explain the toy just do me one favor explain the children.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
What's a orphans favorite toy a boomerang becuase it actually comes back
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What is an orphans favorite toy. A mom a dad action figure
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
Why dosen’t the orphan have any toys bc his lego figures ran away to
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
