Toy jokes
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!