What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Toy Jokes
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
I have a little John.
