Toy

Toy Jokes

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.