My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Toy Jokes
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
