Toy jokes
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.