Toy jokes
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?