what is a orphans favorite toy a bomerang un like its parents it comes back
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
Hay don’t take my toy what are you going to tell your parents
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas. Cuz there the ones making the toys.
What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd? I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
i have a little john
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
