POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between a Rubix cube and a penis the more you play with it the harder it gets
what is a orphans favorite toy a bomerang un like its parents it comes back
