Tower jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.