Tower jokes
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"