Tower jokes
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.