Tower jokes
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀